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Storyteller’s Survival Guide

Written by a storyteller fighting for survival. Being a storyteller isn’t easy. In some places it’s against the rules. In a world where too many storytellers die early, let this help you. LESS blood, LESS sweat, FEWER tears. MORE stories! Please. Don’t die.

Storyteller’s Glossary

“Dimmersion.” “Paperwait.” “Hocus Chokus.” “Wrotting.” Lingo every storyteller already knows. Gives names to things we encounter in our desperate attempts to avoid bad-bad’s, no-no’s, and ew-ew’s.

Storyteller’s Book Process

Step by step guide to write a book. Follow this process and you will complete a book. Free.

Storyteller’s Templates

So many characters. So organized. Never forget a name, location, or object! Like scaffolds on a construction site. Like underwear that keeps all the dangly wangly stuff in place.

Watch the video tutorials to discover these powerful artifacts!

Fake Reviews

  • "Good thing the price matches what it's worth lol."

    — Wilma-Sue

  • "To hold a pen is to be at war."

    — Voltaire

  • "It's okay. Maybe somebody's got a use for it."

    — Bobby

  • "I was a writer like you, until I took an arrow in the knee."

    — Sigurd

  • "The best thing for anyone who likes reading and writing! I'm not lying when I say it helped me avoid so many bad mistakes!"

    — Justine

  • "I say, where are these silly ideas coming from? Poppycock! 'Til I make it big in the literary world, I shan't be caught with such objectionable drivel in my possession, forsooth."

    — Julio

  • "As soon as I threw this garbage into the fire... I could taste strawberries again. It's done."

    — Bilbo with two D’s

  • “My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.”

    — Jack

  • "The templates are the best part, but he needs to learn some HTML code to make them work in a browser."

    — Charlie

  • "If survival is any metric of power, then call me king of the jungle, baby."

    — Kingsley of the Jungle Babies

  • "Why does his voice sound like a stupid moose?"

    — Camelle Toh

  • "It literally cannot get any worse."

    — Neil

  • "We've had a 3% increase to survival rates! Yeah, but insurance rates rose 33% to compensate."

    — Dr. Bean

  • "We don't dance as much anymore. Thanks for nothing, Daniel."

    — Coffin Dance Guys

  • "Storytellers should stick together. Wholesome = better. He won't let you down."

    — Benedict

  • "Characteristic of a storyteller's rudeness, these simple yet effective measures shall fulfill our better fantasies. Treasures await within each of us, characters dormant until we whistle our own summons to change the world."

    — Lothario P. Fluffbottom LXIX

  • "A little bit magic. A little bit madness. Well... read it for yourself. Toss it if you don't need it. Can't hurt to glance."

    — Tyrone