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It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.

Fake Product Reviews

"I'm glad I put stuff in my cart and then just left."

— Wilma-Sue
"Well. It's a shirt. I find it annoying when T-shirt companies don't give you exact measurements. You have to guess if the XL is the same as an L somewhere else. You'd think we would have this figured out in the modern age."

— Bobby
"Avenge me."

— Harambe
"The perfect gifts for the holidays, all in one terrible package!"

— Justine
"Stay out of my territory."

— Arnold, Rival Seller
"Wish I didn't buy that. Sheeeet, here we go again."

— Wyatt Phoenix, Time Traveler
"To the enthusiastic entrepreneur, wealth is but a fixture of an enlightened way of life. I choose not to be fixated on the money and give more time for the honey."

— William, Duke of Pooh
"Oh man. Why didn't I just stick to the free stuff?"

— Michael Yamada
"We have to get away from this scam at 88 miles an hour!"

— Professor Rhodes
"After inundating the helpdesk with questions, the customer service representatives resolved my dispute about the hamburger most swiftly. I commend them for their diligent abetment, forsooth!

— Julio
"Time is relative, but money ain't. Spend elsewhere playa!"

— Ali

"I'm glad I put stuff in my cart and then just left."